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I, Justin and born of Cheah, Johor Bahru, Malaysia, declare that this is my last will and testament.

Article I
Preliminary declarations
I revoke all prior wills and codicils.
I am married to no one. I have no children (as far as I know)

Article II
To Christine, my beloved sister, I leave my handphone. Yours is run-down and sad and mine has nice photos of me in it you can look at. I also leave you my lightsaber but you cannot have my Clone Trooper helmet because it won’t fit.

To Tang Tian Shi, the friend of all friends, I leave all the wealth in my banking account. Depending on when I die, it may range from 1,000,000 to -500,000. If it is a negative amount, you are hereby indebted to help me pay it off. Or I will, I will, haunt you, (clap), haunt you. (clap)

To Philip Wong (or whatever name he now goes by, to escape from his ex-girlfriends), I leave my height. And my English.
Now everything will be easier.

To Jordan Boo, I leave my weight. I also leave him all the signboards we stole in the middle of the night.

To Cliff Low, I leave all my books. Read and grow.
I also leave him all and any of my clothes that can fit him, My WOW account and passwords, and all my hats and/or walking-sticks.

To Fionna Ann Anthony, I leave my wine, beer, liquor, and all alcohol except my nail polish remover and Listerine.

To Joy Tang, I leave my acoustic guitars. Make good use of them and try not to damage their bodies or rust the strings with sweat. I also leave her my microphone and youtube favourited videos.

To Heng Xuan Yi, I leave all my sports-related items. Do not lose the basketball.

To Lee Yee Long, I leave my condoms. (unused)

To Liaw Soon Khit, I leave my latest PC. Please erase everything from the hard disks and sell the parts. However, if the PC is better than yours, you can use it as your own. And ha ha your PC lost to a dead man.

To Roger Teo, I leave my SA @cash. I hope you can buy a 30-day weapon.

To Nigel Boo, I leave my SuperBrie. Because I know you will never install the Mousehunt Toolbar.

To Kevin Quah, I leave my electric guitars. You will probably have many acoustic ones by then.

To Grace Ong, I leave my latest iPod and all the music inside of it.

To Ho Kang Mei, I leave all my 50 cent coins. She will know what to do with it.
I also leave her my internet line and a modem.

To Phil Yee, I leave pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. And a pair of scissors to /wrist and join me.

To Jillian Tan, I leave all my CDs and Music collection. I also leave her all my artwork. And any concert tickets I had on me when I died.

To  Shaheelan a/l Kanye West, I leave all my shoes. Most of them will be too small but I know he likes to collect shoes. (Sha, not Kanye)

To Ong Tze Zhuan, I leave my guitar effects pedals.

To Jackson Chow, I leave my amplifiers.

To Liew Shan Bin, I leave my right eye.

To Miley Cyrus, Minnie Driver, Paris Hilton, and David Archuletta, I leave a tight slap. And a bullet through their throats.

Signed,
Justin Cheah

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Can you do this without deleting any questions?
i will try.

Do you smoke weed everyday?
nooo. nono.

Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?
nO

What’s something you really want right now, be honest?
an iPhone 3G with DiGi. a pair of Adidas basketball shoes. a Taylor acoustic guitar.

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
side

Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
hardly. and i havent drawn stuff in ages. :(

Has anyone ever given you roses?
lol nope.

If somebody likes you, would you want them to tell you?
well it depends who’s the someone, right?

Is anything bothering you?
besides the total meaningless questions so far? hmm.. not really.

What time in your life would you like to put on repeat forever?
the day before i die

On average, what do you cry most about?
bad things happening to people i know

If the last person/animal that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you do?
fleeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
errr, no?

What is something you like to do when you’re down?
guitar it away.

Do you regret anything from your past?
tons of stuf. This question is dumb. who doens’t hav regrets.

Who is the last person you physically hit?
some random fella at the basketball competition

How many people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
2

Do you always answer your phone?
when it asks.

If the last person you kissed moved away, would you be sad?
barely

Your phone rings, what do you say?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yessh.

Was last night enjoyable for you?
Yeah, we went to La Gourmet and had dinner celebrating Philip’s 21st.

Ever receive a really long apology?
Yep

Did you have sex today?
No. Did you?

Can you make brownies without looking at the instructions?
in the bathroom, yes.

Who was the last person to text you?
Cliff!

Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
my imaginary friend Steve. He left and never came back.

Honestly, if you could go back one month and change something would you?
Yes, why not.

Something you do a lot?
ponder unnecessarily.

What brings out the worst in you?
desperate situations. people pissing me off. dilemmas.

What exciting event is coming up?
Kang Mei’s birthday! NBA finals. Mei Lin’s wedding. July :)

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
let me seee……………….no.

Why do you think so many people cheat on their bf/gf?
they didn’t really connect.

Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
I’ll start from now.

Your last ex shows up at your door right now.what do you do?
Look away.

What did you drink last?
Teh Tarik

Do you like Obama?
HE PLAYS BALL. nuff said.

Who annoys you?
Tan Weng. and her. yes, her. the third one. out of my freaking mind.

What’s on your mind?
the fourth one. :)

What are you worried about?
what people think. can’t help it.

To who did you last give the finger to?
I think it was Yee Long. or Shan Bin.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
5hrs

Is there someone you cant stop thinking about?
damnit. yes.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
roti>teh-tarik>mentos. with lots of oxygen in between and after.

If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
For what

Do you ever think “what if” about anything?
What if i die while answering these questions.

Has anyone said they loved you in the last week?
noo :(

Did anyone see you the last time you kissed?
i think no.

Do you drink soda from a straw?
no. straight from can

Facebook or Myspace?
Facebook

Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
NoO. lol

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
closed

Who did you last see in person?
Hali, Marketing, from downstairs

How are you feeling?
Bored. Cold. Lazy.

Was it a boy or girl that text you last?
A MAN. Cliff.

Have you spoken to your mother today?
yeah
Gotten high this past week?
on music

You’re stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what do you draw on it?
whatever’s on my mind

If your life was a movie, what genre would it be in?
Miscellaneous.

Do you find it gross to share drinks with family or friends?
no

Is everyone equally important to the world?
NOo. some are way more important.

Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now?
yeah

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hmm. hard to say.

Do you believe in perfect?
perfect mistakes

Are you a jealous person?
dammit. yes.

Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?
i have! on a dare

Do you remember the first person you ever kissed?
yeah, i do

Do you think two people can last forever?
“forever and a day.” thanks, shakespeare.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
It was the Passion of the Christ this Good Friday. argghh

Do you want to get married and have children one day?
of course. i’m the only son. Cheah must live on.

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Jia Hui. LOL

Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair ?
ouch. and yes.

Expecting something to change in the next month?
my period may come a day early. stupid questions get stupid answers.

If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you?
if she promises not to make constant long distant calls to Perth. :)

You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you?
You’re trying to be cute, aren’t you? you FAIL.

Anything you’re giving up on?
tardiness.

Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
i could. i’m quite the bad friend.

Could you honestly say you love someone right now?
(in a very honest voice) “you love someone right now.”

1. What is your name : Justin

2. A four Letter Word : Joke

3. A boy’s Name : Jared

4. A girl’s Name : Joy

5. An occupation : Justice League member

6. A colour : Juicy Pink

7. Something you’ll wear : Jeans

9. A food : Jellyfish!!!!! yum

10. Something found in the bathroom : Junk. lots of it.

11. A place : Jamaicaaaa

12. A reason for being late : Justin. (that’s a reason.)

13. Something you’d shout :  Jesus Loves Youuuuu! (He does.)

14. A movie title : Josie and the Pussycats. (Rachael Leigh Cook. HAWWWT.)

15. Something you drink : Juice.

16. A musical group :  Jet (One Two Three, clap your hands and come wif me, cos you look so fine, and i really wanna make you mine. deng deng deng, deng deng deng deng deng)

17. An animal :  Jackass

18. A street name : Jalan Permas

19. A type of car : Jaguar!

20. The title of a song : Just My Imagination - The Cranberries

INSTRUCTIONS
a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,”Is this okay?”
Don’t Pass Me By  - Planet Shakers (?)

2. How would you describe yourself?
Somebody Told Me - The Killers
(wat? ahha. too many songs, and too random i guess. the previous song says it better, too)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Just One - Hoobastank
(hahha, yeah, one and only.  im a real jealous type too.)

4. How do you feel today?
The Road - Tenacious D
(that gets trampled on..)

5. What is your life’s purpose?
Shout Your Fame - Hillsongs London
(w00t yeah! shout God’s fame to all the earth)

6. What is your motto?
Part of Your World - Disney Classics
(wat? oh well.)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Dying Inside - Timmy Thomas
(hahahaaa.. cos im rotting away at home.)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Dreams - The Cranberries
(that i’m their dream come true. LOL)

9. What do you think about very often?
Popular - Nada Surf
(lol. i think of this never at all.)

10. What is 2+2?
You Make me Love You More - Don Philip
(that’s math for you.)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
You Get Me - Michelle Branch
(wa. serious or not. haha it made sense again! i love this song. but is it true? even i don’t get me. hahha)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
I Caught Fire - The Used
(lol. i got burned. yowchh)

13. What is your life?
Apocalypse Please - Muse
(LOL——–! i’m ready for the end?????)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Crawling - Linkin Park
(waaaaaaaat??? i DO NOT want to be CRAWLING.)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman - Bryan Adams
(hmm.. quite true, i guess? i mean, it makes me believe all over again.)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Police Truck - The Vandals
(wat? haha, i suddenly imagined myself getting arrested at my wedding)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
When You Look At Me - Christina Milian
(yuckssssss i loathe that song!!!!!!!!! But, yeah, you guys will be looking at me right, cos i cant be looking at you. Well i could, but it’d scare the crap outta my sis)

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Low Man’s Lyrics - Metallica
(nonsense)

19. What is your biggest fear?
Send Me - Planet Shakers
(missions? i’m okay with dat.)

20. What is your biggest secret?
If I Am - Nine Days
(If i am? if i am wat. well if i am i am, arent i.)

21. What do you think of your friends?
One Way - Hillsongs United
(one way? no no no they’ll be back.)

22. What will you post this as?
American Dream - Switchfoot

nah. i’ll change the title.
do this f u wana, but link me. i want credit.
got it from her.