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The top 5 office pranks.

ever.

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update

why you shouldn’t run in high heels:

p/s: tell me, (honestly) how many times u had to watch the girl fall, hypnotized.

I want to watch a movie.

What’s showing now? and which should i watch?
and which should i skip?

let me know, please.

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update

hey.

thanks guys.
some of the ones i am eyeing: (some already not in cinemas, so i have to get the dvd)
Angels and Demons, Ghost of Girlfriends Past, Push, The Proposal, Terminator Salvation, 17 again, Transformers 2, Night at the Museum 2, Star Trek.

which one is nice and which one sucks?

CHAIN LETTERS DONT WORK
CHAIN LETTERS DONT WORK
CHAIN LETTERS DONT WORK
CHAIN LETTERS DONT WORK.

They don’t.

I am LIVING PROOF.

I have NEVER once forwarded a chain letter/mail/SMS but i have NEVER experienced the following threats/rewards:

1. Been killed in a horrible painful car accident.
2. Visited by a ghost of a little girl crying tears of blood.
3. “ignored by your crush forever!!! she will marry your brother!!!”
4. “get 99999999 years of bad luck!”
5. “receive a phone call tonight at 12am from your crush, telling you she loves you!”
6. (and other similar threats of stupidity teenagers can conjure up)

gaggggg.

SO STOP SENDING CHAIN LETTERS YOU ONLY MAKE YOURSELF LOOK STUPID.

Better to be safe than sorry, you say?

SHUT UP.

Better to have a brain.
and use it.

Am I?

Do i look like a thug? Or a Snatch-thief/robber?

or a Criminal?

See, cos I’ve been walking alot recently. From my workplace to the bus stop, from the bus stop to my house, and vice versa.
And whenever i happen to walk near a woman/oldlady/schoolgirl with a purse/handbag/backpack, they clutch their item close to them and give me a “don’t-rob-me-please” look.

Damn insulting can.

Some friends who know me say i look angry and ticked all the time, when im in neutral day-to-day mode. It’s just the way my face is set, i guess.

Or maybe i walk too fast,
and i actually look like i want to snatch their dumb bag.

One day I’m gonna just stare straight at them and yell “IM NOT GONNA STEAL YOUR BAG DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.”

>:D

and watch them scurry away.

Search engines rock.

Here’s what Google suggested:

“Did you mean Justin Cheah?” they asked.
im very flattered.
Hey now. Google never lies.

:)

So, i’ve been taking the bus to work on most days.

Now if you are a regular bus-passenger who takes the bus to and fro from work, you will start to notice that there are some familiar faces.
That auntie with the many different floral blouses. The boy with the messy untucked school uniform. The hot girl with the same pencil skirt and alternate dress shirts. The man with the greasy hair plastered across his forehead and the cheap cologne.

The hot girl with the same pencil skirt and alternate dress shirts.

:)

She’s been appearing quite often in my bus rides.
We probably take a similar route. She gets on the bus before me on the way to town, and she gets on after me on the way back from work in evenings.

Come on. bus rides are fairly boring. You need these things to keep yourself entertained.

Anyways.
It’s at that point now where we’ve noticed each other, but not enough so that anyone should do anything just yet. The occasional eye contact, the occasional double-take. (I don’t stare, it’s rude.)
Surprisingly enough, she acknowledged my existence that day with a few glances in my direction.

Do you believe in fate?
I believe in set working hours, limited bus availability, and carefully planned time of travel.
throw in careful seat selection, and who knows what may happen.

I’d wait a few more chance bus meets with her before going over and starting a conversation, though.
‘Cause.
It’s not like we’re going anywhere.

and maybe a few tips from the Kau Lui Guide will help.

:)

will keep u guys updated.
hey and if you can, post me some kickass pick-up lines that don’t creep the girl out.
you get brownie points if it’s bus-ride related.

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posted by: JustinCheah
time: 11:02am ___

Come on, think about it. Everyone has things they specifically want to do, before they die.
It’s just that most don’t bother to write it down.
I want to.
It makes me feel accountable.
sort of.
I should’ve started this way earlier, and not at ripe old 23, but.
i’m usually late anyway.

So.
That being said. You never know when you’re gonna pop, right?
Here’s a list of the things I hope to do/accomplish before I die.
I’ll keep on adding to this list as i go on with life, and also cross out the ones that I’ve done.

Bear in mind. It’s new as of 15|05|2009.

MYLIST:

1. Freefall/Skydive

2. Learn Sign-language. (no, the middle finger does not count)

3. Smash a total stranger’s ice-cream cone into his mouth while he is eating (preferably in a crowded place like the mall) then run like hell.

4. call a suicide hotline, talk for at least 20 minutes, then pretend to be dead.

5. shave one of my legs and leave the other one hairy.   done

6. Go to at least 3 different countries in Europe.

7. Go to at least 3 different states in America.

8. Go to Hawaii.

9. Dine at a French restaurant where nothing on the menu is in English. (this can fall under no. 6)

10. Own an iPod.  done

11. Personally lead someone to Christ.

12. Pretend to vomit, spitting Nestum out of my mouth. (i need help with this)

13. Drink until i pass out.   done

14. Call someone and talk in a new, made-up language without laughing.

15. Have my voice heard on the radio (calling-in, my own song, a guest dj, whatever.)

16. Buy my sister something that makes her cry tears of joy.

17. Sell something online.

18. Have wife and kids who rock.

19. Teach someone guitar. done

20. Write a really really good piece of music/literature.

the list will go on, of course.
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posted by: JustinCheah
time: 06:59am ___

so do you and you know it.

The generous master chef Jolene says she misses cooking for us, and since Philip was still in town, she invited a bunch of us over for a treat.

A home-cooked, stuff your face dinner.

The menu:

1. Shepherd’s Pie

2. Fish Pie

3. Cheesy Fish Pie

4. Tomato Brochette

5. Salad with Italian dressing, topped with meta cheese

6. Coke

The three different pies. all crusty potato goodness on the outside, and warm, savory goodness on the inside.

The Tomato Brochette, placed on toasted French loaf slices.
(then hand-fed to broken arm boy)

The blessed

The aftermath.

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posted by: JustinCheah
time: 12:07pm                                  ___

some Facebook photos i found.

Standard JPJ

awards night 2008 —  what face is that? and why my waist so skinny one.

dammit. can never win at push-ups.

beach boys.

molest.

swing swing - the all Malaysian rejects

Phil is a douche.

Happy 21st!
adult!!!!!!!!!

taken from Motifake.com - the best demotivational posters.